esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

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esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

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esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

eeeeeeeeee
esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

eeeeeeeeee
esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

eeeeeeeeee
esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

eeeeeeeeee
esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

eeeeeeeeee
esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

eeeeeeeeee

esabonesrattlin:

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

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juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to
juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

  1. Camera: Nokia Lumia 925
  2. Aperture: f/2
  3. Exposure: 1/60th

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes)

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

(Source: juxnma)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING

troylerhart:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING

(Source: iwannakissallama)

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

svllywood:

5 years ago if you told me ben affleck, tyler perry and nph would make one of the greatest movies of the decade i would have laughed and said “right, and matthew mccconaughey will win an oscar”

"Glad to have this baby on my head."
— Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)
silver-in-the-night:

im-simply-sherlocked:

I’m so pissed

Supernatural is on silver-in-the-night:

im-simply-sherlocked:

I’m so pissed

Supernatural is on

silver-in-the-night:

im-simply-sherlocked:

I’m so pissed

Supernatural is on

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

(Source: majesdanes)

e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.  
e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.  
e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.  

e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.