tmichaelmartin:

A suggestion for a How to Adult catchphrase, in the Comments of this week’s video. HOW DID WE NOT THINK OF THIS, EMMA?!

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(Source: kuricon)

allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"
"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this
allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"
"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this
allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"
"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this

allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"

"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

onedollarmahh:

hero-honeylemon:

royalturkeyz:

setting realistic goals for my future

image

And he fucking gets his castle

Unlike Hans

OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH

(Source: pandoricaponds)

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

(Source: diegolopezocon)

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

dietchola:

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

sarcastic-snowflake:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

fuck you